This is awful. My brain has been eaten by American Idol. If someday the devil comes along and wants my soul, I'm afraid I'll have to tell him Fox already has it.
Just for the record, Kimberly Locke is my girl. Her voice is truly thrilling.
And I'm totally in love with that darling Clay Aiken. Oh, please, let him come back for the Wildcard round! He's the cutest thing I've ever seen!
Oh god. I'm going to die of suspense, combined with shame at dying of suspense over a reality show, before this thing finishes.
Not that I'm not, like, all cool and ironic and shit. Yeah. I meant, um...fuck capitalism? Yeah, that's what I meant. You all are just too square to grasp the real, ironic meaning of my words.
Oh, who am I kidding? Fox has eaten my soul, and I'm not getting it back for weeks and weeks. Well, I'll get it partly back if Clay doesn't come back, and partly back again if Kimberly gets cut early.
But does it really matter? Are you ever the same after a seedy television network eats your soul? I doubt it.
Just for the record, Kimberly Locke is my girl. Her voice is truly thrilling.
And I'm totally in love with that darling Clay Aiken. Oh, please, let him come back for the Wildcard round! He's the cutest thing I've ever seen!
Oh god. I'm going to die of suspense, combined with shame at dying of suspense over a reality show, before this thing finishes.
Not that I'm not, like, all cool and ironic and shit. Yeah. I meant, um...fuck capitalism? Yeah, that's what I meant. You all are just too square to grasp the real, ironic meaning of my words.
Oh, who am I kidding? Fox has eaten my soul, and I'm not getting it back for weeks and weeks. Well, I'll get it partly back if Clay doesn't come back, and partly back again if Kimberly gets cut early.
But does it really matter? Are you ever the same after a seedy television network eats your soul? I doubt it.
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